waffle tits

looks like a waffle sitting on your counter top for 8 hours.soft and mushy tities.

let me feel those "waffle tits" bitch because i am rick James bitch.

by ho man459 March 4, 2009

Plastic Tits

Surgically enhanced breasts that maintain there shape regardless of the effects of gravity and never meet together to create a cleavage. About as attractive as a turd in a box of chocolates.

Plastic Tits are surgically enhanced breasts as worn by woman like Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton and most American porn actresses.

by Shrek's Dad August 13, 2011

cold tits

The nipples that get hard when it is cold outside

Most people's tits (nipples) get cold outside titties hence cold tits

by Bobbyjoebilly March 7, 2016

fag tits

the stupid gay guy down the block that has extraordinary man boobs. hints the name fag tits

bro I've never seen furry with such fag tits

by peenyweenybabyfucker December 13, 2021

Just a tit

A fun way to say “just a bit”

It’s just a tit cold

by Weef god December 12, 2017

broke as tits

When you broke as fuck ma nigga

Im broke as tits

by Bobonds34 June 17, 2015

racoon tit

when your penis is upside down and a scaly purple

you drink too much hot sauce that your taint starts to hurt is a racoon tit

by Cowboy Ass StarWars February 3, 2013