social parisite

A lazy louty lay-about who hangs around da City Of Light and mooches off everyone he meets.

If da indolent sleazeball Caldwell Merchfield was to relocate to da general vicinity of da Eiffel Tower, he would probably become a major social parisite.

by QuacksO August 12, 2024

Eskimo Social

When two or more guys who have all had sexual relations with the same female get together and talk about their sexual experience with said woman.

I ran into two guys at the grocery store who both slept with Stephanie. We all met up at the bar for an eskimo social later. Wow she is disgusting.

by eeby1 March 9, 2016

social Carlinism

The practice of not emotionally investing oneself in the grand outcome of humanity while approaching society as an amusing spectacle. This attitude was famously espoused by comedian George Carlin.

The preface to Brain Droppings is the best summation of the philosophy of social Carlinism.

by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022

social construct

A term often used by lazy adolescents to dismiss concepts vital to modern society

A: you're 20 minutes late
B: Time is a social construct

by definition_pro1 July 1, 2024

Social Media Patronizing

Social Media Patronizing: When you see someone in person and they say “I love your content” but they never actually comment on or “like” your posts or other content (depending on how the platform works) because they feel they’re better than, and don’t want the actual association.

That is social media patronizing.

Social Media Patronizing: Hey Mike, haven’t seen you in a while… omg, I LOVE following you on LinkedIn (but you know this person has NEVER engaged with you, not even a “like”).

This is a very condescending response from the person you haven’t seen in a while and claims they love to follow your content.

by Ricardo Rico December 31, 2021

Horrors Of Socialism

Dahvie Vanity

Dahvie Vanity is the physical embodiment of the horrors of socialism

by Thorgorath November 4, 2022

social moment

1. That moment when a group of friends in a social setting all stop talking to one another because they're all checking their social media.

2. That moment when you fall out of a conversation with friends and start checking your phone and scrolling and scrolling. No, he didn't write you back yet!

1. "Look at that table! They're all just sitting there on their phones not talking. Are they even friends?"

"Sure, they're just having a social moment."

2. "......... Hey, Jess! I'm talking to you!"

"Huh? Sorry, I was having a social moment."

by Tmacanndra September 13, 2017