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Second Christmas

The 25th of July. The day where Kris Kringles brother, Don Kringle, comes to steal all your stuff, as revenge for being banished from the North Pole.
"People need to stop calling it Second Christmas, since it clearly comes first. Or at least just f#@%)&ng call it Reverse Christmas"
by AnthonyBigShield March 2, 2020
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Second Hand Cock Smoke

When you been smoking cock with a flamethrower and someone around you gets that second hand cock smoke.
Smoking cock less than 25 feet from the building can cause second hand cock smoke.
by Mattroid Prime March 2, 2020
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SecondHandThot

They imitate almost everything you’d expect from an instagram thot, but with less followers. They follow just about every mainstream fad: Adidas, Gucci, yoga pants, ripped jeans, crop tops -in black and white or dark colors. About 95% of the time, the underlying message in their posts is “I look amazing, don’t you all think so?”

Alot of their social media consists of photos of them in erotic outfits, swimsuits, you’ll also see them mingling with other girls who are the same way. You’ll see many photos of her at parties or events with captions like “I’m the star in this bar” or “I’m slaying with my queens”. They purposely show off their bodies by turning to the side in their skin tight outfits and will indirectly praise photos of themselves in their captions, and will argue that it’s 100% genuine; no appetite for gratification at all. She’s quick to deny her thot-like nature, yet her posts contradict her denial.

They will fuss at you if you call them out for their snowflakish behavior. They’ll even whine about it on instagram. Their indulgence with social media has left them with a bizarre set of beliefs and they genuinely believe their asinine bullcrap is the truth.

Some will act as if they’ve gone through a life changing experience with God, then a erotic pose or outfit is their next post. They'll try to go the "I don't mince words" or the "If you can't handle me at my worst” route to make it seem like you’re inadequate.
SecondHandThot: I’m not an instagram model! I’m not a 2nd hand thot! Stop judging me! I dont care what you say!

Person 1: Yet everything you post, say, and do on social media greatly resembles what instagram thots like Kylie Jenner do on Instagram.
by Kanokon March 6, 2020
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sedontatiousness

Having sedontatality. sedontoquility
He has complete sedontatiousness.
by Mayor of the Dictionary March 14, 2020
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Second chance

Some people try to make the point that you only get so many second chances. Once you get past one second chance, you don't get any more second chances, you're already on your third chance.
Once you die, you stop at the second chance, the fourth chance, or the chance you were on, but you never get another second chance after you've had one second chance.
by Solid Mantis April 5, 2020
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Secondhand socialize

Secondhand socialize: Wanting to be around people, but only able to do so through social media.
“Dude, this quarantine sucks. All I do is sit in bed, get fat, and secondhand socialize.”
by T.RexxSr. April 23, 2020
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Second-Hand Posing

-One who poses after someone else poses first

-A poser of a poser
The dirty goth got caught red handed by Second-Hand posing a toned emo girl who cuts her wrists for pleasure.
by Connor Barth June 26, 2020
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