snausage

The name describing the male crotch after being fully shaven. See turtle lips for the female definition.

Adam: "So Matt, where do you swim again?"

Matt: "Down at the YMCA by my house."

Adam: "How are the facilities?"

Matt: "They are ok, but the real highlight of my workout occurs after my swim in the locker room when I get to look at all of the snausage. Some mornings I just don't want to leave."

Adam: "Uhhh nevermind..."

by Skeezer September 13, 2003

snausages

1: a treat used too reward an obedient dog/cat/veloceraptor when they perform a trick or do something entertaining such as:
-Roll over
-Play dead
-Sit
-Cut open you friend's chest with their claws

Comes in a variety of flavors/shapes/genders.


2: a command word, issued in a high pitch voice, that gets higher in the middle AU of the word. Best done next to one's ear.
CAUTION: can cause destructive behavior if said to those that are affected by such a word.

Brophy: SNAUSAGES!!
Hutch: GRRRRAAAHHHH!!!!!(rampage ensues)

by Mr. Fields May 8, 2005

sausagefestaphobia

the fear of a sausage fest breaking out

when I go in the mens room and someone is in there I get sausagefestaphobia.

by danny tiitf July 17, 2014

Bass Sausages

A person with unusually short, stumpy but most importantly wide fingers. The term "Bass Sausages" is derived from how they resemble sausages and are a boon to bass guitar players.

"Dude, you got some Bass Sausages going on"

by GreasyHandsHarris June 29, 2008

Sauage Gravy

The ejactulation of semen, sperm, cum.

This morning my bitch was complaining there was nothing in the house for breakfast, so I filled that bitch's mouth with some Sauage Gravy.

by Dr. Punkinpants April 22, 2009

sausagelike

vaguely resembling a sausage.

his shlong is very sausagelike

by Random August 23, 2004

Flocons Sauvages

The french name for a blizzard or snowstorm. Can also be used in English as Savage Snowflakes.

Il y a des flocons sauvages à l'extérieur.

by Kane Enable April 22, 2010