Salad

A bowl filled with mixes of dead plants, slimy stuff, and other stuff that is supposed to make you healthier.

Person: Oh my god I love salad it makes me feel so good and energized!!!1!!1
Me: Well I might as well eat the forest while I'm at it then. Same thing.

by gigglyxmuke March 07, 2015

Salad

A Juul (Juul Julius Caesar Salad)

Hey bro, can you pass the salad?

by Idfkwhatimdoingwithmylifetbh July 27, 2020

Salad

Ew

Carnivores: bruh, is that a salad? Ew.

by The Bearer of Infinate Knowing January 22, 2020

Salad

The state in which Houston in located. (There is no abbreviation for Salad, it is just Salad.)

I go to Salad to see Houston.

by Fredisnotdead January 26, 2018

Salad

Its a little as ass.

Guy1: Jesus look this Cake!!!
Guy2: Nah its a SALAD.
Guy1: True.

by SavageFathi May 04, 2017

salad

a hockey players hair.

did you see that guys salad?

on god man, best flow in the league.

by greenmachine6969 July 31, 2022

salad

a conservative person; someone who can't handle change

The salads weren't ready for this WAP.

by moomooon October 20, 2020