Free talk Hour

A "Free Talk Hour" is when you get to say the most unhinged and crazy things.

A "I call free talk hour"
B "alright whos' your biggest smash

by Aven_69 August 10, 2025

get away scotch-free

Refers to your not being charged and/or incarcerated for an indiscretion, due to whether or not you'd consumed alcohol during the period when you'd committed said crime.

Believe it or not, being intoxicated can sometimes actually be a defense in a criminal case, especially if the culprit merely committed a misdemeanor instead of something more serious... if he was drunk at the time, he can often get away scotch-free! Disgusting, but true.

by QuacksO April 14, 2019

Free rider problem

Sounds like a re-brand of Reagan's "welfare queens" but...

Hym "How is fucking YouTube charlatans using Nietzsche's work and the bible to proselytize for a religion (the truth of which) they do not believe while everyone else works and the creator of A.I. doesn't get credited or paid NOT the free rider problem in action? How is doing nothing more than reacting to other people's lives and then attaching merch to your reaction NOT the free rider problem?"

Dr. JeepJorp "It's the psychopaths! The evil deranged psychopaths that I AM NOT ONE OF (But I can't take the test because I'll cheat on the test)! They don't want me to breed! They won't to the incest cult!"

Iam "Hey! Dr. JeepJorp! Want some cinnamon toast crunch? Cus... I got some Cinnamon Toast Crunch here... I ran out of plastic spoons so... You gotta use a fork but- Hey, I got like half a giant-size box man... Get you some..."

Dr. Jeepjorp "The psychopaths want short term gratification! It's fine when Elon the retard literally engages in short term gratification with Johnny Depp's wife and literally doesn't do any of the things I say but the psychopaths!?"

Iam "Yeah man, totally. You sure you don't want any- Oh... Hey, I'm running out of milk..."

Dr. JeepJorp "Psychopaths ALWAYS run out of milk! Their machiavellianism makes it impossible for them to keep enough Mike for their guests!"

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

free gems

A sure sign of a scam. Free gem generators for mobile games never work. You will probably get a virus if you try to use one.

I tried to get free gems for Clash Royale, but now I just have furry porn stuck on my phone.

by Duck Eggs November 9, 2017

free-ish

is when you Receive an item with Or something With certain rules or stipulations on them Like receiving a car or a phone but you have to do work or Trade Something For an item or do work It's like an exchange of services

We went to T-Mobile and received the phone free-ish Where it was free but we had to pay sales tax

by Darbie and Ed March 14, 2022

free range dog

When you go outside and see a dog that's not leashed.

Bad owners and their free range dogs.

by chris-loves-feet December 3, 2024

Finger Free February

Finger Free February is where the girls can't finger themselves for the full month.
It's the girls version of No Nut November

Guy 1 -"No nut november is over thank god"
Guy 2 -"Definitely although it's unfair the girls don't have anything similar"
Guy 1 -"Wait so have you not heard of Finger Free February"
Guy 2 -"No what is it?"
Guy 1 -"The girls can't finger themselves for the whole month just like we can't nut in no nut november"
Guy 2 -"Oh cool, They're definitely gonna fail that"

by Cpennil69 October 30, 2020