Muffin Man

That one guy who is colossal screw up, and some how still has his job. Generally given in a work environment. Made famous in the tree industry, By a man whole rolled a truck over, while chasing a muffin that slid across his dashboard.

"You must have the dick sucking skills of a Muffin Man, after you screwed that up."

by Bglewis November 29, 2019

muffin

a curse word used by demons, it could replace "fuck" or "shit" to make the sentence look family friendly but in reality its not

OH MY GOSH YOU MUFFIN HEAD

by wekiou November 25, 2020

Cuffin a Muffin

When you date or marry a fat bitch and they are built like a muffin

“Yo Brad, I can’t believe you are cuffin a muffin I didn't know you liked them like that “

“Yeah Greg I like them with a little mass with the ass if you know what I mean”

by DICK-tionary December 8, 2024

muffin hunting

To search frantically for muffins.

"Cocos doesn't have muffins, Starbucks doesn't have muffins! This is a disappointing. Muffin hunting is so hard!"

by Muffinhunter February 17, 2014

Muffin

the most kind term for saying F word.

"Okay, what the muffin just happened?"

by Littlemuffinhead June 17, 2021

Grumble muffin

When a bubble of flatulence is released from the anus and is re trapped in the vaginal opening of a woman and then released again this is what is called a “Grumble Muffin”
Not to confused with a queef

So i ate pickled pigs feet , hard boiled eggs and chill last night with my boyfriend and released a grumble muffin last night while having sex

by @whatsadick4 August 26, 2021

Muffin Stuffer

Stuffing male part into females muffin.

I’m going to be stuffin your muffin tonight. Cause I’m the Muffin Stuffer Man.

by RCM-HMC October 9, 2021