Crumpet muffin

The thing kids say to be cool instead of saying mother fucker.

You crumpet muffin!

by Yolo beast yolo loo April 24, 2014

barbecue muffin

The act of pouring barbecue sauce on a woman's vagina before going down on her.

Jerry got bored with his wife's tasteless vagina, so he gave her a barbecue muffin to spice things up.

by Crunchy Dark April 28, 2014

muffin sundae

The sexual act consisting of:
1. lip banging
2. preheat her dutch oven to about 150
3. Start doing the pineapple upside down cake.
4. Flip your dick. (You know what it means).
5. Reverse apple pie that hoe all the way to pound-town.

I was going to have some ice cream, but my girl wanted a muffin sundae.

by Baking4dummies August 24, 2014

Gooch Muffin

The onset form of a taint after several hours of continuous ass pounding to the point that the gooch swells and forms a shape and mushy feel, similar to a tasty muffin top. Similar to the phenomenon known as cauliflower ear.

Example: Bobby banged me so hard last night I grew an uncontrollably fat gooch muffin.

by Cashmere Dreams September 1, 2014

blunt muffin

When you blow weed smoke up a lady's vag.

I totally gave Tara a blunt muffin last night.

by latkaz November 10, 2014

muffin shaker

She is indescribable but she is awe inspiring. She is lovely and she is sweet. She is the muffin shaker.

Joe: Dayum she's hot

Bert: Hell ya, she's a muffin shaker

by ThatGuyOverThere,YaHim November 21, 2013

muffin crusher

the act of crushing (putting all your weight on) a woman's vagina during sexual intercourse (usually applicable to an obese male)

"So, Sheila...How was it last night?"
"It was so horrible, he was a total Muffin Crusher!!"
"Damn Girl! How's your Muffin' feel right now?"
"Totally Muffin Crushed"

by Poppadomman December 15, 2013