in-house monster

when a girl always delivers herself to your house for sex and you dont even have to leave the house.

fred: joanne's comin over in a little while.

sid: uhh...ohh...in-house monster!

by viciousk December 10, 2009

cock mobster

(n.) A typically derogatory term for a male homosexual.

Yo, dat cat is a cock mobster fo real, dawg!

by CrunkDawg June 2, 2003

bucket monster

A fungus that grows in your bucket (smoking device) after many years of smoking. Made mainly from cannabis resin and some kind of mutant mushroom, these delightfull things smell of piss. P.s they only come when you fill a bucket from a river or stream, not clean water.

M. urh man dont suck that bucket its got bucket monsters,

G. throw that filthy thing out, it stinks the shed out.

TB. No there my pets
(actual conversation)

by Xx_gOfFiC_xX December 20, 2006

loch ness monster

a freakishly gargantuant dick, on either a white or a black guy. NO HOMO

That bitch almost didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster 'til I showed her my dick.

by The Great Puzzler September 12, 2009

Penis 420 cum bitch monster

A term used to describe faggots

“Look at the penis 420 cum bitch monster over there”

by DougLmaoLmao September 20, 2021

Monster High

Love Live but its complete cancer with a pH level of 14

Monster High is basic as fuck and its so bad

by nicoyazawa November 28, 2020

pit monster

minger
ming-mong
Ruff as F*ck (RAF)
Munter
Uglee
Boiler

That bird over there is a fucking pit-monster!

by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 5, 2003