American beverage made by putting methamphetamine in a Monster energy drink, giving the drink a pop rocks texture and a heavier buzz.
"Craig– you absolutely have to quit meth. You're gonna die!"
"It's just a Monster with ice, man. I need it to wake up in the morning."
"I know what a monster on the rocks is. You need Jesus"
"It's just a Monster with ice, man. I need it to wake up in the morning."
"I know what a monster on the rocks is. You need Jesus"
by ItsCreegMan January 17, 2023
When you go for a poo and you look in the toilet and it's gone.. You've been plagued by the toalie monster
by Samboooooo July 12, 2014
A woman of unsightly figure who sells vagina who makes just enough to keep up her everyday life and necessities.
“I slid this Moonk Monster a $5 piece cause she ate this dick after my workout lol just nasty right”?
by That.pmf March 20, 2021
by cheerdiva800 June 29, 2011
The instance of invoking postmortem advice for the benefit of someone that is objectively in the wrong, typically for how it makes the situation look rather than the morality of it. There is no real mercy involved with the invocation of Mercy for the Monster.
Usage is intended to show how deep the perpetrator has dug themselves in a given situation, provided from a pseudo-sympathetic standpoint, and is not an indication of support for the person or their action(s). Genuine support for the perpetrator is intended to defend their action(s) and are not Mercy for the Monster, as defending them is indicative of not viewing them as a monster in the given situation.
Usage is intended to show how deep the perpetrator has dug themselves in a given situation, provided from a pseudo-sympathetic standpoint, and is not an indication of support for the person or their action(s). Genuine support for the perpetrator is intended to defend their action(s) and are not Mercy for the Monster, as defending them is indicative of not viewing them as a monster in the given situation.
The judge asked the defendant what he was doing the night of the incident, and the defendant responded with, "I was washing my hands because my wife and I got into an argument, and I got upset, you know. I get violent when I'm upset, it happens. So I had to wash my hands after that."
The judge laughed in the man's face, laid down a harsh conviction, and employed Mercy for the Monster when he said, "You definitely shouldn't have said that. Now you're in for more charges than you started with!"
The judge laughed in the man's face, laid down a harsh conviction, and employed Mercy for the Monster when he said, "You definitely shouldn't have said that. Now you're in for more charges than you started with!"
by NullOfTheVoid May 7, 2021
by Ishlovesdick September 14, 2023
An energetic drink (typically of the monster-branded variety) that has not yet been chilled. Normally not identifiable as a drinkable substance by one who has not discovered the existence of ice machines.
I lucked out and snagged the last energy drink in the cafeteria today after the guy in front of me said he didn't want to drink a warm monster. The poor bastard must not have heard of ice machines.
by Tpdanow August 24, 2016