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The Cokie Monster

This is a term used to describe a guy you know who can barely manage to hold his life together because he’s always strung out on cocaine. He’s a silver spoon fed jackass who masks his addiction with douchebag arrogance. A fucking nightmare of a human to be around. It’s not uncommon for him to self force sexual favors to acquire some or apply to his debt.
Yo Grady. Rich and Nate are coked out of their fucking skulls again.

I swear, those losers. I bet they suck each other off for discounts or else they’d both be broke.

I heard once they got into a big fight because Richie ties what he had left under his balls, prison style then told Nate he’d “like to see him try.” It’s like they’re made for each other. So rather than fight, they went into the back room and The Cokie Monster sucked him off for a tiny fix of the dogshit cut up trash they get.
by Who stole my shoes? April 20, 2020
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monster gringe

when someone drinks monster nonstop all day
my friend dave went on a monster gringe and couldnt stop jumping around
by Dave Crane February 23, 2009
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Monster Shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021
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Cookie Monster

A cookie monster is a kid-friendly version of a cum monster.
Wow, she really is one cookie monster.
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its rap monster from bts

its rap monster from bts #loveyourself basically means someone is being hot or something either hot or ... its a secret i cant tell anyone.. but dear JAYKAY.. #ilovelittlejungkooksomuch
"oh my god i think she's turning into its rap monster from bts"
by kim namjoon mafia lord January 27, 2022
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Pocket Monster

American: Hey have You heard of Pokémon?
Japanese: You mean Pocket Monsters
by Mr.OwO January 29, 2019
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Testicle Monster

Someone that tickles your balls as they suck you off.
by ClashRoyaleKing May 16, 2025
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