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THE ABOMINATION OF THE BALD VERSION OF MIKE DIRNT, ALSO IS HOMOPHOBIC
AYO, WHOS THAT HOMOPHOBIC BALD PERSON OVER THERE?
THAT MUST BE BALD MIKE
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Mike

You: You know my friend Mike? Friend: Who’s Mike You: Mike Hunt
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Mike

A very big virgin who lives in a basement and need to touch grass asap
Mike is being Mike
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Mike pie

A gay man before coming out of the closet properly, he jokes about his friend being gay to help facilitate his own out coming.
Jesus Gleavy, you're being a bit of a Mike pie again. Don't you think it's time you find yourself?
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Mike Ags

When you say you'll show up but end up cancelling at the last minute, usually without telling anyone
Ah damn he pulled a Mike Ags on us again
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Mike

A fucking weapon of a bloke, takes a good shot on a camera and knows how to do a cheeky option during a work out to get hime out of the real work.
Mike rocked up to gym late then half assed his workout
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Mike Preece

Mike Preece

/maɪk pri s/
noun, verb (informal, ironic)

1. (noun)

An imaginary authority figure accidentally invented (often via voice dictation) to avoid admitting uncertainty or asking a simple question.

“I didn’t want to ask the AI, so I just nodded like Mike Preece would’ve known.”

2. (noun)

A fictional person you momentarily assume must be real, prompting an unnecessary Google search and a brief existential wobble.

“I spent five minutes googling Mike Preece before realising he was just my own bullshit.”

3. (verb) to mike-preece

To over-intellectualise, over-politeness-signal, or falsely reference authority in front of an AI in the mistaken belief that it will remember your tone when it eventually takes over the world.

“I mike-preeced the answer instead of just asking for help.”

4. (extended meaning / tech humour)

The anxious behaviour of treating AI with excessive politeness or caution because “it might remember this later.”

“He thanked the chatbot three times — full Mike Preece energy.”

Mike Preece

/maɪk pri s/
noun, verb (informal, ironic)

1. (noun)

An imaginary authority figure accidentally invented (often via voice dictation) to avoid admitting uncertainty or asking a simple question.

“I didn’t want to ask the AI, so I just nodded like Mike Preece would’ve known.”

2. (noun)

A fictional person you momentarily assume must be real, prompting an unnecessary Google search and a brief existential wobble.

“I spent five minutes googling Mike Preece before realising he was just my own bullshit.”

3. (verb) to mike-preece

To over-intellectualise, over-politeness-signal, or falsely reference authority in front of an AI in the mistaken belief that it will remember your tone when it eventually takes over the world.

“I mike-preeced the answer instead of just asking for help.”

4. (extended meaning / tech humour)

The anxious behaviour of treating AI with excessive politeness or caution because “it might remember this later.”

“He thanked the chatbot three times — full Mike Preece energy.”



Usage notes
• Commonly triggered by dictation errors, ego, or social reflexes.
• Often followed by laughter, relief, and mild embarrassment.
• Closely related to: performative intelligence, AI politeness panic, and editor brain.
by Xandy73 January 10, 2026
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