ass kiss rodeo

Having to kiss someone's ass so much that it becomes a show in itself. This was a bit on the Adam Carolla KLSX radio show.

Everyone disagreed, but to keep their jobs they all played ass kiss rodeo to make him happy until he left the meeting.

by NCdubmixer July 22, 2009

Kiss me eyes

The look given when a person wants to be kissed. Usually occurs when staring into one's eyes, then a quick glance down to the persons lips, then back up to the eyes.

Seen in every movie with a romantic kiss.
"bro she was so giving me those "kiss me eyes"

by Vladimir Krugger May 4, 2008

kissing my sister

An expression indicating that something is unsatisfactory, though not entirely terrible.

Wil: Winning back the $50 that it cost to enter the poker tournament after playing for 12 hours is like kissing my sister!
Ty: You've kissed your sister?!?!
Wil: Don't tell anyone...

by Dan TheMan October 9, 2007

Hersheys Kiss

More used when you want to talk about how you cheated on someone.

What did you do this weekend?

The usual. Sneaking some hersheys kisses.

by anonymous6969696 April 19, 2010

taco flavored kisses

A song made popular by Hennifer Lopez.

Three tacos, two tostados and a soda pop. Don't forget the hot sauce chulo!

by pro-nun-see-A-shun May 12, 2003

five finger kiss

When you punch the shit out of someone in their mouth.

Ill give that douche bag the ol' five finger kiss.

by Maxton37 March 2, 2007

Kiss my face!

Used if you have just beaten someone. Used by Alan Partridge. Said in front of the loser, while rubbing you're 2nd and 3rd fingers on you're face cheek.

Looks as if you're horse beat mine, Alan.

Reply: Kiss My Face!

by Clareol July 17, 2003