John Cena 

Getting an erection whilst in the middle of work or at any other awkward point much like when John Cena and Trish Stratus fought Beth Pheonix and Santino Marella. This is then very obvious but you continue anyway as if it was normal.

I was just sat there doing my data input when I got a John Cena.

John Cena by Loins13 February 13, 2009

John Dorian 

Derived from Chundorian or (Chunder), the labelling for one to be intoxicated and or heavily vomiting due to the effects of alcoholism.

Conor: Jesus.
Trav: Chundered.
Ian: Absolute John Dorian.

Man 1: "Did I see you chundering last night?"
Man 2: "Absolute John Dorian'd it all night."
Man 1: "Delicious"

John Dorian by SideOrderWalker March 1, 2011

john pham 

The Most Perfect human being.

Holly is a John Pham.

john pham by coldplayarecool1234 January 23, 2014

John Terry 

Fucking slippery cry baby,

John Terry was playnig football and fell over.

Tosser.

John Terry by Alan Shearer May 23, 2008

John Mackey 

The god of modern music composition.

Let's pray John Mackey to write a new composition.

John Mackey by JaZzAdRiieN April 5, 2009

John Newlan 

Fag,Gay,nigger,retard,cat fucker, Wears glasses,bitch

"Stop camping you fag."
"Im not a john Newlan"

John Newlan by John Newlan December 19, 2011

john simons

The guy who makes the ladies panties fall when he walks by. A true ladies man if he had a hundred dicks all the bitches would fuck him.

That guy is a true john simons

john simons by The ninja of the soap February 18, 2014