Shower Squid

The mass of hair, conditioner, and other fluids that accumulate in a shower drain as a result of having long hair.

Man: “Gross, look at what I pulled out of the drain. How do I have any hair left?”
Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”

by Nervous Caterpillar October 16, 2018

Unholy shower

The act of paying a homeless drug addict (or similarly repulsive person or people) to urinate upon someone.
Generally used as an insult.

"I paid $1 for your unholy shower, hopefully you'll smell better afterwards."

"You smell like you just took an unholy shower."

"I'd rather take an unholy shower...."

by VonTekuRyu July 2, 2017

false shower piss

The false shower piss is when one is standing in a shower under the water and the water goes down ones body and falls of the shlong (penis) and creates the sound of as if one is pissing hence the name false shower piss

Person 1: *through the door* are you pissing in the shower?

Person 2: *in the shower* no its the false shower piss

Person 1: oh i hate that

by Westwoodcolge January 15, 2022

2 Showers a day depressed

A Depression much different then your average I haven’t showered in two weeks depression. People may take these showers to be alone or to cry, or just to sit in the hot water for an hour and overthink everything questioning their existence. Showers are usually taken 2-3 times a day.

Bob: I haven’t showered in 3 weeks I- I smell like shit
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.

Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed

by Disposeahoe.com September 23, 2020

Meteor shower

When you fart and accidentally (or purposely) shart in someone or somethings face.

Me and my cousins went camping last summer right when Justin fell asleep I tried to pull a harmless prank on him. Ending in him experiencing an astonishing meteor shower, and beating my ass.

by OneBadMF March 4, 2022

shower photo

your in love with me!>:)

gf: *sends picture in the shower*
bf: OMG SHES FINEEEEEE IN THIS SHOWER PHOTO

by urmommmmdhfhhhf April 26, 2022

Suicide Shower

A special kind of shower head usually found in hotels in South America and Southeast Asia that heats the water using electricity. Cheaply made ones can electrocute you.

Make sure to book a room at a hotel with a real shower, not one of those suicide showers.

by thatlittlecunt January 2, 2018