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a fucking massive donkey dick 

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something u will never have
your mum has a 'a fucking massive donkey dick'
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I hope the war goes on forever, you get drafted, and fucking die. 

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One of the most hateful insults. You're telling the person that you hope the war in Iraq and Afghanistan go on forever so they can get drafted and die.

Popularly used in The Office.
Josh: I hope something bad happens to you.

Dave: I hope the war goes on forever, you get drafted, and fucking die.
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two turtles fucking 

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Usually reserved for jobs or activities that require hardhats. "Two turles fucking" is when a person takes off his/her hardhat and swiftly brings it down on top of another's hardhat still on other's head. It doesn't hurt like being cracked in the head, but it stings a bit and jars one's brain.
Worker: "Hey, ever heard two turtles fucking?"

New Guy: "No, what do they sound like?"

(Worker executes "two turtles fucking)

New Guy: "Owwww!"
two turtles fucking by Pork King October 14, 2005
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U.S. of Fucking Aye! 

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a celebratory form of the abbreviation U.S.A.
Peasant: Where do you live and do you like it there?
Wild Bill: I live in The U.S. of Fucking Aye! so yeah! fuckin' aye, Mr. peasant!
U.S. of Fucking Aye! by n008a April 11, 2009
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THREE FUCKING DOTS 

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What Lou does when someone uses any more or any less than 3 fucking dots...
Stupid cretin: Oh..

Lou: THREE FUCKING DOTS. IT'S 3 FUCKING DOTS.
THREE FUCKING DOTS by Cathdud June 27, 2011
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suck my fucking cock 

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A statement evincing such utter disdain for someone or something so as to render all further conversation useless. A conversation ender.
Charles: I'll tell you what, I'll let you have it for $50.00, and that's my final offer.

Joseph: Suck my fucking cock!

Judge: You, sir, have not shown the Court that you possess a single reedeming quality; you are a drunkard, a wife beater, a philanderer, a liar, a failure, and a loser; in short, a complete disgrace! Do you have anything at all to say for yourself?

Defendant: Suck my fucking cock!
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