facebook stalker

A person who hooks up with people, and then stalks them on facebook. This is different from facebook whore.

Dude, that girl is such a facebook stalker. She won't stop messaging me.

facebook stalker by littlestranger November 7, 2006

Facebook Whacking 

Typing in a random first then second name It's kinda likely that one or more of your friends are friends with this made up name.

Person 1: I'm just facebook whacking Coleen Rooney, three of my friends are friends with her.
Person 2: Ew

Facebook Whacking by Gemima111 October 21, 2008

Facebook fail 

Posting something on a social network that you wouldn't want some people to see but are able to see.

"Dude my parents saw that photo of me drinkin on facebook" "Oooh... facebook fail!", "Senior skip day on Monday" *sent to everyone so underclassmen can see* Facebook fail!

Facebook fail by Dudders Mcnugget April 26, 2009

Facebook Celebrity

Someone who maxed out their friend list on facebook and is well known.

Joe Hollywood is both a myspace and facebook celebrity!

Facebook Celebrity by Pamx September 15, 2009

Facebook jealousy 

is an emotion that develops when one realizes that a loved one has become a facebook addict. This emotion results in negative thoughts and feelings of insecurity, fear, and anxiety over the anticipated and most likely inevitable loss of the loved ones attention(s).

Upon awakening alone in the morning, Lauri checked her facebook page and saw that her boyfriend had been posting all night long into the wee hours of the morning. She was overwhelmed with facebook jealousy.

Facebook jealousy by laurisea November 9, 2009

Facebook Turets

When one accidentally clicks 'post' two or three times in quick succession whilst responding to a facebook status update, thus resulting in a number of exact simultaneous comments being posted; with a final post of anger and frustration ending your comments.

Status Update: Mike Jones is enjoying a beer right now.

Dave Flynn: Lager or ale?

Dave Flynn: Lager or ale?

Dave Flynn: Fuck my brown dog. (Facebook Turets)

Facebook Turets by Lunmeister March 12, 2010

Facebook Withdrawl 

This is what happens when a person stops using facebook due to them charging for their services and they suddenly realize they are all alone.

Travis is having serious facebook withdrawl since he switched to MySpace.

Facebook Withdrawl by Travis the Legend Haynes June 18, 2010