A guy who tries very hard to impress the ladies, often lying about his past and income. Someone who cannot hold his liquor. Someone who is nice to your face but kicks you like a jackass would, when your backs turned. A guy who ghosts women, doesn't pay his child support. Worse yet, he "isn't allowed to see his kids". The bottom of the barrel of the dating pool. A donkey dick. Sometimes known as "swinging donkey dick"
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Get the porch donkey mug.A sea donkey is very attractive and is agile and quick like a fish but they like donkey's. Sea donkey's can be nice but they can also be hostile(mean). Sea donkeys are very cute or beautiful in alot of ways.
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Get the Sea donkey mug.A sex position where you feed a women a full pack of laxatives without them know and put a diaper on them. You then ram your chc through the diaper penetrative, while in doggy style their anal cavity fucking the shit out of them, literally. While pounding from the rear the male partner viciously hammer fists the back if the women's neck sending a muscle reaction through the body forcing the women to kick her legs out (like and angry donkey). When finished your coital act, roll the female over onto her back and proceed to change her diaper like you would a new born baby.
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