David

A person who makes up their own definitions of what words mean.

Stop being such a David, that word doesn't mean that at all!

by PurpleMelon81 May 28, 2021

David

He really wants ice cream

Where is my ball? I’m running out on the road
There is a car, and it is going to hit me AAAAA
- David

by Marker000 May 25, 2025

David

Ugly ahh piece of shit

4'1

cheats in wikipedia race

Person 1: You suck cock!!!
Person 2: Yeah my name is David, course I do.

by Sqirpion October 15, 2023

David

A woman disguising as a man. Typically going under the alias David.

Dude I didn’t know David was a woman

by The Penishole eat a duck hole February 05, 2022

David

David is a very stupid boy and he is a Minecraft nerd.

Fuck, hes playing Minecraft again.

Who?

David

by Horny 2000 March 03, 2020

David

A really suspicious man, could be gay or not...We don't know....

Me: yo, what's up David!
Him: *Slaps My Dick*
Me: Nah, you gay...

by DomiDICKs March 10, 2023

david

gay

david is gay.

by spicynugg April 16, 2022