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cum pow chicken 

The act of cumming on a girl's face, POW! peeing in her butt, and then smacking her upside the head with a whole chicken, live or dead but preferably thawed with feathers and such intact.
"When Dave found out that his girl Nancy was sleeping around with another guy, he gave her the cum pow chicken treatment in retaliation."
cum pow chicken by Pabst May 15, 2007
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Cum Artist 

A seasoned porn veteran. She knows all the moves, but has the ability to think outside the box (no pun intended). She is innovative with the regular routines, but more importantly, she creates new and particularly filthy sex acts. This is a compliment rather than an insult.
Wow, that bitch can consistently blow cum bubbles out of her ass, she really took the cum fart to the next level. I bow to you. Ron Jeremy will tap you on both shoulders with his triumphant schlong; you shall be knighted a true cum artist.
Cum Artist by Simon Lexington March 18, 2008

cum nugget 

A chicken nugget that has been filled with cum at Mcdonalds by the cleaners.
Boy'My nuggets all goowey and white inside' -cry-
Mum'MMMMM sperm'
Mum'My child has been given a cum nugget!'
cum nugget by slothcrab February 11, 2008

Cum on my Hanky 

when a hanky is used as a turn on during masturbation / sex
or used as a target to ejaculate onto
Woman (unfolding her hanky onto mans stomach while masturbating him)
"Are you going to cum on my hanky baby?"
Man
"Yes..... Ahhh Ahhhhh Ahhhhhchooooo...." (man ejaculates all over womans hanky)

Or

Man "Dude did you just cum on my hanky?"
Cum on my Hanky by My Hanky Cum April 27, 2008

Cum Dumpster 

A woman who engages in an unprotected gangbang and takes multiple ejaculations of semen into any one or more of her orifices (anus, vagina, mouth)
4 of us gangbanged this cum dumpster last night... she took 4 loads in her pussy before we were through with her.
Cum Dumpster by ALSlut June 24, 2008

Cum Tree 

Any tree that, when in bloom, gives off a pungent odor of of semen so strong that it feels that nature has blown a load up your nose.
Ashley: Damn, the smell of that cum tree reminds me of a money shot that went up the nose!

Mary: I seriously thought I was the only person who ever noticed that...
Cum Tree by Mr.GK June 18, 2011