I didn’t come here for a hair cut

The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.

For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.

It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”

“Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !

by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025

The Fun Park/ Directors Cut

A Gore Mixtape, Showing The Worst Of The Worst. One of the clips show a man being tied up, and his throat being sliced. Another being a little kid watching his father and mother being killed.

"Do you have The Fun Park/ Directors Cut?"
"tf no your disgusting"

by BruvIsCool June 27, 2022

Cut Off

When a baseball player prevents the ball in play from rolling/bouncing to the wall

The ball has been cut off by the center fielder and the runner holds himself at second base

by Evanafex May 20, 2022

cut negative

Film industry term meaning that there are no requirements to add or delete scenes before a final release is justified.

John Cameron was asked by Kathryn Bigelow to review her film 'The Hurt Locker' prior to its release and after her final edits. John responded with the comment 'Cut Negative', meaning it was ready to go as is.

by kscruzen April 26, 2017

Paper cut

A sexual act in which one partner will vigorously slide their tongue in between the others lips.

Ouch I got a paper cut. That’s nothing let me show you a real paper cut.

by Feisty popcorn May 16, 2021

cut a grub

When you slide your dick down the length of a kitchen knife

Dude, last night I totally cut a grub

by Dontsellmeadog March 3, 2025

Daddy Cut Wood

A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.

Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"

by Joco Sleuth May 2, 2018