The shock you feel when you mistakenly turn the shower temperature down, causing you to immediately whip the handle too far in the opposite direction, thus freezing you to a popsicle and then boiling you alive in the matter of a split second.
That shower whiplash had me streaking through the house... Now I have to explain things to my mother.
by ThrillingHeroics December 07, 2017
by pizzamuzza February 20, 2025
Damn- I went to Stadium View Bar for the Super Bowl, and every time the Packers scored, I got a Wisconsin golden shower!
by nickharteau November 24, 2011
The act of entering a shower, jerking off, waffle stomping, turning the water on, and then promptly leaving.
by smorgusborg February 13, 2025
When you spontaniously think of the answer to a troubling problem when standing under the shower, usually just before applying shampoo.
Hey dude, I was about to rinse of the soap this morning when I has a shower Epiphany! the answer just came to me, it’s 42!
by GeniousForTheSoap March 14, 2020
- Dude, I'm so sweated after this training, but I don't have a towel.
- If you've got a deo spray, Belgian shower will do.
- If you've got a deo spray, Belgian shower will do.
by brunorc September 19, 2023
The act of taking a shit in the shower and then proceeding to drench it in piss while the vile concoction splashes all over your face and the shower walls.
Well call me a cracker at midnight! I’ll be damned! Colby just took a Golden Muck Shower in our clean bathroom! He will suffer for this now!
by GinnerRat March 09, 2024