Dylan protecting

When you make a child the object of your life’s attention and sole purpose and you will disable people to protect that child.

I was dylan protecting at the strip club last night and the crowd got rowdy.

by Surrealandropodous August 8, 2021

DYLAN

a boy or girl with an incredibly large forehead, but that's not the only thing (if you know what i mean). I'm saying he (or she) has a very large penis, for the slow people out there. Dylans normally have the most gay people attracted to them, but are normally pan-sexual.

that due over there must be named Dylan, do you see the size of his forehead

by bigdix4daddy May 9, 2017

Dylan

Literally the worlds fattest man alive, puts obese whales to shame (and Lizzo). Has a gf but knows hes gay inside due to his tendancies of rimming on the weekend

Josh: You see that Dylan guy
Oli: How can't I hes so fat

by glsdnkSEGOHI December 6, 2024

matt dylan

lewis alexander perry's mate

matt dylan is coming to see us

by matt dylan March 30, 2022

Dylan

the most beautiful girl you will ever meet, smooth skin, eyes that shine as bright as stars and an angelic face. Her smile is nothing but contagious. If you are ever having a bad day you can always count on her to flip that frown upside down. She may look to be real mean at first but once you talk to her you will relies she is the nicest person. if you ever find yourself with a Dylan... don't let go.

hey guys I saw this beautiful girl today I think her name is Dylan

by anonymous4237 February 27, 2021

Dylan

A friend that gaslights people

I feel like you’re gaslighting me Dylan

by polkadotpostits May 24, 2019

Dylan

the most amazing person in the world who is incredibly handsome, loving, funny, caring, and deserves more then he gets in life

His name must be Dylan cause his personality is incredibly brilliant

by little cringe ball December 18, 2017