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Dylan

Dylan is the name given to the kid at school who eats his own boogers and sniffs his fingers after scratching his bum.

If you know a Dylan you know you wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole.
That Dylan bloke, he's so fucked.
by whitefalcon123 January 17, 2022
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dylan is so phucking hot. hes probs the most hot guy you will ever see.
by not dylan22 October 14, 2020
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dylan is a cool, nice guy. but when you start to get to know him he is SUPER weird. he probably simps for 1 girl and thats probably a girl that everyone loves. (but u never know) he is also pretty dumb and can act really "freaky at times. His crushs name PROBABLY starts with D but it might be different for you :")
"Theres Dylan!"
"OH god no...."
by thesearealljokeslol September 23, 2020
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Dylan is a jackass and is a bladder mouth. He doesn’t know how to keep a secret and loves attention. He thinks it’s cool to brag about being with a girl and doing something with her. If you are alone with him, he may be sweet but as soon as one of his friends shows up, he’s a asshole.
Hey Dylan
Girl-friend:Hey

Friends shows up:

Yo you wanna smash?
by Bella Rose June 13, 2019
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Dylan is the most outgoing sports player ever he even has a big cock to add on. But dont forget hes also a very loyal boyfriend because he loves his beloved girlfriend Andrea Martinez
Who's Dylan?
Friends: He's the BEST person ever in the world!
by spillane middle school May 6, 2022
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a very lovable trans guy. is very 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, silly, energetic, and funny. he likes to pick people up and spin them around, so be careful. otherwise, if you like certain shows, youre automatically friends.
Dylan is so cool!1!!1!1!1!1!
by musicIuv March 27, 2025
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Everyone fucking hates this kids especially people names Jazmin, Jaheir, Kevin, Julia.
We hate you Dylan no body wants to here about your name
by Dylan123654 September 30, 2020
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