Thomas Andary

A fucking god amongst men, everyone else is a living embodiment of trash compared to him. If your name isn’t Tom/Thomas go fuck yourself. Massive cock btw… don’t ask me how I know.

Person: Oh my god is that Thomas Andary

Tom: go fuck yourself
Person: What?
God: He said go fuck yourself
Person: Holy shit is that god?!
God: No it’s Joe mama now go fuck yourself

by J0e m4ma April 22, 2022

thomas choueiry

another meaning for gay people

john: ohh did you see that guy he seems thomas choueiry

by aaaannnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 10, 2020

thomas basham

ultimate stud, who has a freakishly large penis that will destroy whatever is in its path

Aiden: Bro have u seen thomas bashams cock??!!!???
Marcus: Yeah cunt that shit be bigger than my leg fr
Aiden: Giggity

by deanos the stud October 28, 2022

callam thomas

The name Callam Thomas dates back to 18 bc to an ancient tribal god of creation/distraction a god of such power was said to have been banished from the known universe, due to his evil malevolence, the gods name was shortened by the ancient tribe but no known records show what tribe this ancient god was from

Wow hes such a callam Thomas he really can create something

Wow hes like a callam Thomas hes so evil

by Ancient.tribe January 01, 2024

Thomas Kwasney

An absolute unit. He looks up to the icon Matt Stonie the legend himself. Although Thomas cannot eat a grand Mac meal in 56.03 seconds, he can successfully humiliate peasants in tai chi. Some being Jason, James, Max Isaac and many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many more a unit he is an absolute unit.

“Man Thomas Kwasney is a unit”

by hex drink September 06, 2019

Thomas Kennaway

A guy thats a pathological liar and can manipulate you on the spot to get you in bed with him. He does not know where the clit is, even though he is a man whore.

Dude 1 : are you talking to that guy Thomas Kennaway?

Dude 2 : yeah… he says that im the only one for him

Dude 1 : Well actuallt he fuvked your dad..

Dude 2 : i knew it what a TK

by Chloe The hoey March 30, 2023

Thomas Watene

A gimp, as in someone that does some pretty gay shit.

“Hey that guy over there is a real Thomas Watene”

by License to touch October 06, 2020