ur mom

ur mom <3

ur mom is hot

by Foodymoody July 20, 2022

National pluck ur pubes day

National pluck ur pubes day August 6 is a day where everybody plucks their pubes and their friends pubes.

“Yo Jack have you plucked your pubes yet it’s National pluck ur pubes day. Wanna help me pluck mine?”

by Pube suckers 69 August 4, 2021

Ur mans a trans

this is the most crucial thing that can be said by a person, it was also called the "Chromo-gone"

John: ur mom gay
Ben: ur dad lesbian
John: ur mans a trans

Ben lose a chromosome

by Exploosiv May 13, 2018

keep u on ur toes

A really cool phrase to use whenever u want to say that ur gonna keep somebody waiting for something or otherwise alert.

Repopularized by Linus 😎😎

Gaby: “How are you going to do that?”

Linus: “Idk yet. I’ll keep u on ur toes.”

by #1gabyfan March 18, 2023

Got ur ears on?

Are you able to speak/text freely right now regarding sensitive information, often illegal; such as a drug deal.

U got ur ears on?
No. My wife is next to me.

Ok. Got news 4 ya.

by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022

Ur Mom

Carter: Hi man, what did you do today?
Man: I made a list.

Carter: Whats on the list?
Man: Ur Mom

Ur mom

by Deffonitons February 3, 2022

Ur mom

Some stupid thing Middle School Xbox boys say

Like actually shut the fuck up ur 10 go play with legos or something ur mom isn't funny

by Stfu stop taking every name June 4, 2021