Virgin Hills

Mental obstacles that some individuals (usually a gamer or professional twitch streamer) encounter when forced out of their comfort zone. Examples include leaving the house, speaking to other people in the real world (usually women) or cleaning their room.

Person 1: “Bruce got evicted from his house and now has to get a real job to pay his bills”
Person 2: “That guy’s going for a hike in the Virgin Hills.”

by MrAngrySpecimen November 15, 2025

technical virgin

A parody ad which mocks abstinence-based sex ed; the spoof PSA instead promotes anal sex.

Narrated by former PBS Kids Sprout announcer Melanie Martinez, the public service message is "I've got big plans for my future: a good college, a career, maybe even my own business some day but one thing I'm not planning on is getting pregnant. That's why I choose anal sex. I mean sure it hurts a little and I wind up walking funny for a day or two but I think my future's worth it."

Anal sex. The smart choice for your future.

The joke public service announcements were removed in July 2006 after PBS Kids Sprout sacked Melanie Martinez, host of the network's nightly The Good Night Show, for an acting history (which has nothing to do with the public broadcaster) which included a minor part appearing in two brief spoof videos titled Technical Virgin.

The original domain is now cybersquatted.

by bitchuck November 20, 2025

planet virgin fags

even the straight men marry lady bros
SHE OPENS YOU UP @ night zom mob hob or bob
youR have become her girlfriend on planet virgin fags
wem are you tired of planet virgin fags, never fear Witchfag Rehor!
Witchfag Rehor recycles your planet when being on planet virgin fags hurts!

She opened her boyfriend to try something new, steamy brain screens screaming hot sauce hot piss hot trash and hot stones was not enough on planet virgin fags. Hoes is faggots too. #hoesisfaggotstoo

by sinrlifemattrs November 24, 2025

Gigga virgin

The Gimpiest, Dorkiest man of all time, has an assignment and misses it, gonna lose 3% LOLL! getting capped at 40% gimpy tory.

this Gigga virgin los
Written by O-P. original poster, cite me in the references you mad GIMPS.

this Gigga virgin is a beautiful useless neek, we love him really

gimpy gimpy perm boy (BIG UP AB).

by anonoumys November 26, 2025

Super Virgin

Super Virgins are girls(usually boys) who has never dated let alone kissed the one they fell in love with, mostly because they were raised in a ‘religious’ house and they are not allowed to have sexual intercourse unless they get married.

There’s no need to be ashamed of being a virgin or in this case a Super virgin because saving yourself for the one you love is a personal choice.

by Prince Ishimaru December 4, 2025

Virgin

You, you’re a virgin

Stfu bro you’re a virgin! <insert virginvschad looking ass pose>

by BeepBeepStalone February 21, 2024

creatine virgin athlete

This is the type of athlete who swears that he runs 10 km in 2 minutes thanks to creatine and then he scares the hoes away because of his somali genes and floppy cock. His family is also disappointed in him and his aunt is a slut. His cardiovascular abilities come in handy on every wednesday when he robs a ship full of oil and fish cum near the somali coast. He also puts nicotine pouches in his ass.

Ice cream man: "what the fuck is up with the cum in the sink"
condom head: "ay man don't talk shit about my nigga"
somali: "oooga booga maga ooobos creatine virgin athlete i rob ship flopy coc haahaahahha ooh ooh aaaaaaa"
adolf hitler: "nigga shut yo dumb ass up im bouta fuck on yo aunt that stupid ahh slut"
somali: "heil hitler!"

by fukcer192 March 6, 2024