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Cumming Soon

The announcement that tells you something exciting is coming and getting people sexually aroused.
An announcement of an epic porno.
Announcer: Cumming soon to a theater near you.
Me: Wow.
by gregben August 22, 2022
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carpet cum

A term used to describe a type of sexual intercourse during which the male partner extracts his reproductive organ from the female reproductive organ before he is about to ejaculate, then proceeds to ejaculate and deposit his male gametes onto a carpet, after which he scoops the sperm back up with a spoon or ice cream scooper and places it back inside the vagina. Alternatively, a hand may be used to scoop up the sperm during the absence of an extraction tool. This method of mating is believed to have many benefits, including stronger sperm, better child health and above all, higher child intellect.

If a child is conceived using this technique that child is a carpet cum baby
by CarpetCumGal April 27, 2022
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the cum monster

The disowned brother of the Cookie Monster, he loves to guzzle a certain white juice. Beware the Cum Monster, for he will suck you off while you sleep and grow stronger with every nut.
"The Cum Monster came into my house last night and sucked off my whole family!"
by suckadickforadollar November 14, 2022
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Cum Hither

When she puts her finger in your ass and starts curling it in the come here motion. This When done right can cause anal execution
Jez.... krissie made me cum last night when she cum hitherd my ass.
by The Plumber Jezza J October 21, 2022
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crispy cum

when you cum and then fry your cum
"damn i cummed everywhere then i fried my cum so it was nice and crispy, crispy cum."
"where the fuck did you get this idea"
by rockcerealemptycrisppacket October 22, 2022
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Cum Crasher

When your driving you car with one hand, and beating you defeater with the other hand, while being ran off the road.
Friend: Bro Clyde was in a mfuckin cum crasher nigga
Other friend: SHEEEEESH
by Cumguzzler4206912 December 31, 2021
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Cum donkey

In cum swapping world, one whom you unleash your load on but not the one that swallows it. Essentially, a donkey who carries your load to the destination.
Last night I watched this fugly japanese cum donkey snort cum from her nose and puke it out of her mouth to the mouth of other equally fugly chick who swallowed it whole which made my dick more limp than a bizkit.
by ghunthorp January 4, 2022
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