tab wank

Vigorously poking one's finger in, out and around the ear hole to loosen up wax or displace trapped water.

Look at that bloke over there, he's having a right good tab wank.

by Richb1 September 29, 2023

wank punch

Hitting someone in a manner of which one wanks

Thw man hit so soft, like he was wank punching. Almost seems he was enjoying to much to get hit harder.

by litreb July 15, 2024

Code 3 wank

Call a code 3 from the toilets and find out who comes first: you or the security staff.

Brandon was having a Code 3 wank instead of counting stock on Monday.

by Kokonut123 January 8, 2024

Organic wank

An organic wank is one that you have without the assistance of pornography. Pretty uncommon in the modern era, it might involve waking up with wood, and having a lazy tug only *imagining* Mia Khalifa rather than watching her online.

"Nah bro, I'm doing No Porn November. Only organic wanking for me."

by Heterococks November 7, 2022

Jill wank

When u masterbaite over a photo of morgz mum

I just had the best Jill wank

by Jamesgilbert123 October 7, 2021

administrative wank

A wank used to simply relieve stress, boredom, or to simply helping with going to sleep

After a good day's work nothing gets you in a relaxed mood better than an administrative wank!

by Hipernova8 March 22, 2024

wank-o-tron

A massive wanking machine created by the one and only banterlope. The banterlope is a godly youtuber who makes amazing content and is better then PewDiePie and KSI put together even tough he only has 162 subscribers. He is now loaded as fuck and films his insane content with his Iphone 5s... Fuck yes. You shall bow down to your almighty leader and I don't mean Kim-Jon-Un... I mean the banterlope

That wank-o-tron is an amazing youtuber

by The banterlope January 10, 2017