Apple

A kind hearted woman with a very big heart for her family and friends, she's strong and can always surpass the challenges in life. Apple loves the moon and the sun but also a super fan of galaxies and music. Apples are the woman that will show you pure love and care just like how they love themselves. If you know someone whose named Apple keep them because they're rare.

Goodmorning Apple, i hope you get well na. Lagi mong tatandaan na sa bawat pagsubok na mararanasan mo, nandito lang ako palagi para sayo, don't hesitate to tell me what you're going through. Lagi akong handang maging tenga na makikinig sayo at sa lahat ng rants mo sa buhay, Sana habang nag-gogrow tayo ganon din yung friendship natin more years pa for friendship. Sabi mo nga soul sisters tayo sa sobrang dami ng mga naranasan natin pareho, mga bagay na pareho nating trip HAHAHAHA. Sana kapag may opportunity na for us to meet sana ma-grab natin yung opportunity na yon, bihira yung maka-encounter ng totoong bestfriend sa internet kasi karamihan sa iba hindi naman tumatagal but look at us, we're turning 3 next july 2022. Sana mas tumibay pa yung bond natin together, more chismis pa HAHAHAHAHA. Cheers to more years of friendship! Iloveyou sol.

by luna_dpcv31005 November 23, 2021

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Negative Apples

Negative apples is when you want to defy logic and are astonishingly stupid in math.

“Can I have negative apples” - Gigi

by KPOP_DUCK December 12, 2018

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Apple

This common-looking fruit is actually a devil in disguise.
It is the #1 weapon against any kind of medical-studying individual.
It can also be used as a way to humiliate someone by making them spell the word.
Do not underestimate it.

"He brought an apple to the doctor's office. News sources say that the doctor instantly vaporized upon seeing it."
Person A: "Hey, spell 'apple'." Person B: "Sure: A-P-P-L-E." Person A: "LOL!! You said P-P!!" *Everyone laughs at Person B*
Person B: *dies of pure humiliation*

by sofunnymanhaha August 19, 2022

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Jamaican Apple Sauce

Where you want to joke about something but you can’t think of anything

Person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure
Person 1: Jamaican Apple Sauce

by Hoes sucking on my dick March 17, 2024

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Apple

Apple It's a fucking fruit what do you expect!!! It's red, green or yellow if it's purple it's a fucking plume!

The seeds contain cyanide too so don't be a dead ass retard and eat them like your grandparents eat each other's asses!!!

So what have we learned from this!? That the apple ain't as appetizing anymore is it? Maybe because your thinking of your grandparents fucking. Damn your fucking gross why would you think of that!!!?
No no, you know what!?

Let's stop talking about apples...
Let's talk about you...

Did you look up Apples because your depression is making you feel suicidal and after you feel that way you have slight euphoria and look up dumb shit or are you just stoned?
Either one...

You still looked up what a fucking Apple is.

Hits blunt*
Deadass 1: Bruh what is an Apple????
Tom: Idk bruh let's look it up on your cellular smartphone.

by Im Worthless :) June 7, 2018

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