Milk Monkey

Means a girl who loves cum and would hang from any dick.

Come over here Roy, your Mums a right old Milk Monkey
Roy-"Grand".

by Agent number one January 9, 2014

Ladder Monkey

1. One who is proficient in truck company operations.
2. A crew consisting of a Company Officer, Engineer, Senior Firefighter, and a Firefighter.

Hey Joe, Look at those guys!, they look like a bunch of monkey's climbing up and down that ladder, its the best damn truck group EVER!
These guys give true meaning to the term Ladder Monkey, their awesome

by Your Ladder Daddy March 24, 2009

Telstra monkeys

Derrogatory:
They are monkies. They work for telstra.
Working on the same princaple as Doglas Adams infinate number of monkies.

What a bunch of telstra monkies!

by louis October 17, 2001

Monkey Joe

Racial slang for a rude under privileged black child without manors or common sense due to being brought up in a broken home in the ghetto.

Chis, "look at that Monkey Joe pushing kids around to get to the front of the line at the bounce house".
Brian "Just another another typical rude ghetto baby without manors flipping out for attention".

by LNB Hater December 24, 2010

monkey on a stick

The elegant act of a female thrusting her backside on top of a male's penis as quickly as possible.

My roommate was watchin me get a monkey on a stick, waitin his turn

by Straun November 2, 2008

surrender monkey

A frenchman. French people in general are ill tempered and, as history has shown, total cowards.

As soon as the nazis entered france, france surrendered and the nazis walked into paris without opposition. Damn surrender monkeys.

by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009

monkey lover

A white bitch who screws blacks.

That Brittney, Shee is a monkey lover.

by K3 September 15, 2003