Tea

Abbachio's piss in a teapot/tea cup

Giorno wanted to drink tea but the greedy jellyfish in his tooth absorbed all of it

by Pearlaid June 3, 2022

tea bag

A term to call British men who are considered 'dick wads'

Alex: Only women should wear an engagement ring. Never a man. That is wrong, wrong, wrong!
Michael: You're a tea bag! Pun intended!

by Lawen October 14, 2012

stale tea

Originating from the Indonesian slang term "teh basi" with this same meaning, "stale tea" refers to the smell that is emitted / radiated in a room where someone (usually male) has just masturbated there.

After he left the room, all I could smell was that unmistakable aroma of stale tea—definitely a sign he had been enjoying some alone time whilst masturbating.

by Emotional Cruiser September 1, 2025

Mr. Teas

A Sasquatch science teacher. Also known to be a push over. Also talks in a hilarious manner. He also owns a hamster. Also gives detentions to students for no reason. He is also known to not know how to teach, and have a beer gut.

Dam dude my fucking science teacher is such a Mr. Teas!!!
Man i hope this year my science teacher isn't a Mr. Teas!!

by teaslicker69 August 3, 2010

Taiwanese Tea

The resulting concoction found in the toilet bowl after one relieves themselves following the consumption of week old oysters and dehydrated orbeez. The rotten shellfish creates a smelly, liquidy excrement of varying colors. The orbeez will expand to full size during digestion. Once in the bowl the final product should look similar to that of boba tea.

After a wild time partying in Chinatown, I woke to find my girlfriend had been making Taiwanese Tea all night.

by Jpfyr May 6, 2022

Cup of Tea

London Car Dealer speak: A small profit. A 'drink' is a profit, but a cup of tea isn't a real drink, like a beer, hence the profit is small.

I knocked out that Ford KA yesterday for a monkey.

Well done, that was a right sticker. Did you do alright?

Not really, I only got a cup of tea out of it, but it was wrapped round me for ages, so I was pleased to see the back of it.

by Simmywhimmy January 5, 2022

Bone apple tea

A stupid ass meme and copypasta that people thought was funny. Well it's not, it's dumb af. Originated from the equally stupid r/boneappletea subreddit.

nobody:
Band kid: like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea its like french or some shit
Me: I'm sorry, did you mean to say "When you're retarded and you try to act like you're fancy before eating"?
Band kid: r/wooooooooosh
Me: r/FoundTheRedditard

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021