shower mouse

The revolting mass of hair that lingers under the shower plug, rife with rotting conditioner. The small visible hairs at the top of the plug being merely the tip of the hideous foul smelling iceberg.

I tackled the shower mouse today. Dealing with that shit makes me want to shave my head...

by NWAS January 20, 2017

Vinny Shower

The act of entering a shower, jerking off, waffle stomping, turning the water on, and then promptly leaving.

"hold on guys i'll be right back, i gotta go take a Vinny Shower"

by smorgusborg February 12, 2025

dancing in the shower

when you have music on, you're in the shower, and you dance. also a great way to break your back!

"did you hear?"

"hear what"

"brandon broke his back!"

"how????"

"he was dancing in the shower"

"ah"

by Brisimonetti March 14, 2016

Shower Fist

When you enter the device that men use to wack off while at their in-laws house, insert ones fist into another individuals vagina or anus

Hey Richy, please fist my anus in the shower so that when it rains i get a hard on

Hey, wanna shower fist

by this is an anonymous account July 7, 2016

Shower

A dismissive or dehumanizing term used to belittle a person or group, often implying that they are dirty, or in need of cleansing.

Person 1: im going to take a shower
Person 2: AHHHH DONT SAY THAT WORD AROUND ME
Person 1: mb im going to take a Sho*er

by The_Pych00 June 25, 2025

Double Homicide Shower

After a long night of getting fucked up, the act of shitting and puking in the shower the next morning.

I woke up in Judy's house and went to the bathroom and saw that Tom took a Double Homicide Shower, poor bastard.

by Cyeron February 7, 2019

permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023