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Crusty sandwich 

when the female sex organ gets penetrated to often whitout washing a crusty surface from around the vagina. this cause the male to eat a crusty sandwich to ever have sex again
Matt P; whats that smell?
Chalty; ermmmmmm
Matt p; is tht ur fadge
Chalty; yea ive hd so much sex ive gt acrusty sandwich wanna see?

purple sandwich 

when a gay guy and a lifeguard go off from a group with a friend ((either male or female)) and screw with the friend in the middle , punching them repeatedly leaving them bruised and purple. middle may be a girl , but outer must be a gay guy and a lifeguard .
Lifeguard: are you gay?

Gay guy: why yes i am

Lifeguard: and is that ur male/female friend i see there?

Gay guy: yes,yes it is

Lifeguard: lets go have a purple sandwich!!

Gay guy : yes lets!

making a sandwich 

Internet slang for any form of masturbation (including masturbation of another person or mutual masturbation) while typing. This term originates from the fact that both making or consuming a sammich while typing, and masturbating while typing often have very similar looking, and quite sloppy results.
Amy: sorry guys if im not makng any sense
Skell: Amy, what the hell are you saying?
Amy: its jus that im making a sammich with my right hand so its realy hard to type
Cedric: Amy, are you masturbating?
Patty: Relax man, the woman is just making a sandwich ;).
Amy: i dont kno what youre talking about! im just eating a really good sammich
Skell: You really are masturbating, aren't you? xD
Amy: OH MY GAWD THIS SAMMICH IS SOO GEWD
Cedric: I think you have your answer right there, Skell..

Blow Me Sandwich 

wraps various sandwich items around penis (dong) and eats them off layer by layer before sucking you off. proceeding to make sandwich for you with your own cum and sharing it, eating it down to the center just as the Lady and the Tramp would eat spaghetti.
babe I am in need for a blow me sandwich, don't forget the turkey.

Wet Sandwich 

A sexual act in which the male shoves a Subway footlong Turkey Club sandwich into the female's vagina and fucks her through it.
"Hey, have you given her the Wet Sandwich yet?"
Wet Sandwich by pfa January 6, 2009

bj sandwich 

when a man puts his junk in between two slices of bread be it white wheat or rye, and the girls eats the sandwich.
bj sandwich by rude_13 October 31, 2009