boast post 

A generic newsletter, usually sent yearly and often with a Christmas card, which is generally smug and self-satisfied in tone.

eg "My God theres more and more boast post every year"

boast post by trist December 13, 2008

Death Post 

It is the "Final" post, and or entry a person makes before they delete their account. The user is normally back within a week because they are to addicted to the site

Person1: This is my Death Post, I am deleting this account...
Person2: Hey that is sad, I hope you have a good life
Person1: **Deletes account**

**Week later**
Person3: Hey person2, remember person1?
Person2: yeah
Person3: Im person1, couldnt stop my addiction

Death Post by Benjamus April 20, 2007

Austin Post 

Noun - A frat boy who works at t mobile and injects steriods into his asshole to look bigger to attract women with his man tits hanging out of his work uni. Drives a fancy car and constantly uses the words "bro" "sup" and "i suck dicks"
Aspires to be a giantic moldy piece of muscle who looks like a 1969 GI JOE. Usually hangs at Applebees on late nights with his Bro's or Zen buying $200 dollar plates of sushi, with his mom's credit cards.

guy1: did you see that guy over there with those huge tits?
guy 2:Oh, yeah, thats Austin post

Austin Post by johnny chimpo666 January 23, 2009

Beat Post 

1)Any vertical object, usually a post or pole that is used to lean against when masturbating.

I didn't know what to get him for his birthday so i just built him a beat post in his backyard.

Beat Post by Rumple Steelflex June 25, 2009

cricket post 

When someone posts/shares on FB and no one comments or likes.

Did you see Kari posted pictures of her new car?

Yeah, I noticed her cricket post.

cricket post by Heather Leather February 21, 2011

National post pictures of your best friends day 

Post pictures of your best friends!

yeah it’s National post pictures of your best friends day

National post pictures of your best friends day by Sarah Mckean June 19, 2020

Lake the Post 

At Northwestern University, it refers to old tradition of dragging the field goal posts from the football field to Lake Michigan in order to dump them. This happened in the period of time when NU had one of the worst football teams in the nation, and laking the posts was done during the occasional victory or notable defeat.

"We just beat Ohio State! Time to lake the posts!"

Lake the Post by Jasper Davis July 29, 2012