Pizza

When you are too lazy to get the fuck up so you call GrubHub to bring you tomato paste on garlic bread with vegan cheese on top. Also known as pizza.

“Jeez I just wanna Pizza today!“

by ThingsPreAPSays October 24, 2020

pizza

dino nugget hoe
mac and cheese bitch
dizzadizz
womp womp womp
SHHHH ITS NOT JACOB

thats pizza. my guy. dont mess with that mf hell drown yuh. have a nice day

by sockittodicklepickles October 25, 2020

John&son pizza

A pizza place that you expect will be run by a friendly family, but no one by that name actually works there

Dude, i stopped by that place John&son pizza but there was no one named John and no sons worked there . It's not a family run place.

by Fmadethis October 31, 2020

Pizza Rolls

the most prized and precious thing on planet earth. sacrifice you life for them.

“I didn’t mean to hurt that family, Officer, but they took my pizza rolls”

by Memesmelly November 1, 2020

Pizza

The most disgusting food in the history of the world.
Never eat pizza!
It is a disgusting combination of Cheese, Tomato Sauce and Whatever disgusting toppings you want on top.

*2 friends at lunch*
Pizza Friend: Hi
Me: Hi, you're eating pizza!
Pizza Friend: Ya?
Me: That's the most disgusting food in the world!!!!!!

by I Wrote This, So Its Facts :) November 3, 2020

pizza oven wanker

Someone with far to much money from flying planes that has taken the art of cooking pizza far to seriously

Check out my new pizza oven

Shut up Greg you pizza oven wanker

by Pastaloverjames November 7, 2020

CHEESE PIZZA

When it's really long and stringy

Kheira gave him that cheese pizza

by Harleigh Romero January 1, 2021