straight-edge stoner

Someone who looks like they are on drugs but in reality has never done drugs before

Guy 1: hey you look high can I have some?
Guy 2: I'm a straight-edge stoner, I have never done drugs

by My aunt thinks I'm high June 19, 2023

Straight Alabama Mark

A man who likes to sit out on the porch of his double wide. Drinking (preferably) natty ice with his shot gun in hand waiting on those damn pesky alligators to strike again. He swears he'll get em' this time.

Man, why you actin' like a straight Alabama Mark.

Get yo' ass inside the house, you ain't no straight Alabama Mark.

by MamMas12 May 20, 2019

Straight Outa Compton

1. One of the most influential rap albums
2. A shitty movie without Ice Cube.

1. Straight outa Compton was a good album!
2. wtf is this?

by A Grammer Nazi April 18, 2018

ur mate straight

A insult so bad it can cause anything to instantly do the worse thing it can do, like explode real bad or something.

1: ur mum gay
2: ur dad lesbian
1: ur granny tranny
2: ur grandpap a trap
1: ur sisters a mister
2: ur brother a mother
1: ur mate straight
*The large hadron collider creates a black hole and swallows everything*

by s t a r May 13, 2018

open ended straight

When you are a straight person (attracted to women) and you occasionally give sloppy toppy to the homies, 100% homie proof

"Yo, you know that Tom's open ended straight right?"

by oricadia July 23, 2023

Straight Fruit Ninja

Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries 🍒 AKA stealing your girl.

Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.

by Stachebra October 6, 2022

straight/heterosexual crisis

it’s like a gay crisis, except its when you think you are a complete homosexual and then you find someone of the opposite gender attractive and start to completely question your sexuality *again*

“why is he so cute?! help im having a straight/heterosexual crisis”

by scarlett johansoasion January 23, 2019