Max

max is the best person ever. he has eyes that you could lose days in. he is the smartest person I know and will always come to a peaceful resolution where both sides are happy. he loves anything other people don't and tries to introduce them to it. you can always spot him in a crowd due to his hair. he is loved by everyone around him. he makes friends on the first day anywhere.

Person 1:hey have you met max yet?
Person 2:yeah, he is so cool
Max: hey guys

by DUDE 15 February 11, 2022

arguing with max

a argument u cannot win

bro i was just arguing with max and lost

by jaxsonmcquaid February 13, 2022

max

He be that pretty mf , wrd 2 u can catch hands at ems 8th grade bathroom

''max spit bars no lyin that hellfire''
-migi

geo-stfu max u ain't finna do shit
max - (shows him ''the video'')

geo - (walks out of the room)
max-(kisses girl)

by maxe.m.s. February 14, 2022

max n' cheese

Delicious soup made of max and cheese (as you can tell from the name).
Can also be used as a form to smoothly say that someone is very dumb without them knowing.

"Lets eat some max n' cheese mom!"
"These guys are definitely max n' cheese...'

by howarebabiesborn. March 30, 2022

Max H

Skinny af and plays football

"That guy is such a Max H"

by kirilg April 6, 2022

Max Paz

He is the best

Max Paz is the best

by Max Paz April 6, 2022

Max

Max, is a kind person who gives good advice and cares for those he trusts. He won't give up easily and sometimes needs a friend who is there for him. Maxes are often quite smart, dirty-minded, and act dumb because they think it's funny. They hang out with the worst people but are there for you. Most Maxes are too scared to speak up to a girl if they like her but prefer the other way around. Maxes are highly emotional and are teased for the dumbest things. If you meet Max, stay with him. He'll be the one to turn that frown, upside down.

Girls: Holy shit it's Max...
Girls: I want to talk to him, but it's so hard!
Max: (with friends.) Women are weird.

Friend: Hell yeah.

Max: but you gotta respect them.
Max: Most of them are cute. -ish.

Max: like the ones behind us *looks back* That are staring at us.

Girls: dammit

by UrbanDictionaryisweird April 7, 2022