Kicked me in the pussy

Can be used to describe good or bad situations. So versatile!!!

Jake says, "Wow, you seem to be feeling so much better!"
Tiffany says, "Yeah, those vitamin D pills really kicked me in the pussy!"

Patrick says, "That physics quiz was so hard :("
Brittany says, "Yeah, it really kicked me in the pussy..."

by pussypuncher1234 November 5, 2020

apple kick

When you near orgasm and kick Granny Smith in the puss

Dude I was plowing his grandma then I apple kicked her right in the clit!

by Brutis May 23, 2017

fangirl kicking

A physical outlet of fangirling typically used while sitting or lying down.
Caution: May cause cramps!

That fanfiction of my OTP that I was reading was so good, that I was fangirl kicking.

by AylissaWolfRose January 25, 2018

national kid kicking day

on the 10th of October, kick the kid u hate the most
yes u can kick ur little sibling

kid: hey-
you: *kicks kid*
kid: OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
you: its national kid kicking day stupid
them: ohhh

by u rlly hate that child dont u? October 7, 2021

Kick a Vick day

November 5th kick a Vick!

They're tacky lying ticks that copy and steal everything. Extremely 2 faced. protect yourself now with that kick! Use this day to make sure they stay rid!!!

Kick a Vick November 5th!!

Guy: hey you know what day it is!!!
Girl: kick a Vick day! You participating?
Guy: sure as hell am getting everyone to join n kick that try hard disgusting wanna b

by Supbich March 7, 2020

Kick the bucket

A farming phrase linked with starvation, whether you the milker of the animal or the animal itself kick the bucket the contents of value dispense to nothing and the recipient of the usually milk in this actual analogy goes hungry often the weakest or youngest such as babies with a limited amount of food they are able to eat making milk a primary necessary food source

When the cow kick the bucket after improperly grabbing its udder we all went hungry that day

by Wisconsin farmers March 14, 2022

Kicked in

A person who is a lying, manipulating, almost demonic person that believes whatever they want to believe and hears what they don’t want to here. They are a contrarictory to themselves and to others. These people have no boundaries and are usually older , with no self esteem. These people don’t have common sense and they act irrational all the time

Damn that chicks kicked in hey

by Wineybitch April 19, 2021