why don’t i have a boyfriend yet

Cuz you single Af or u have no mans

“She doesn’t have a BF yet”Boy 1
“Cuz she has no mans and she is single af” girl

Why don’t I have a boyfriend yet

by SkinnyPenisBoi August 9, 2018

Do you have any stuff

"Do you have any stuff" Is another word for do you have any drugs but you can say that so the Garda won't suspect you're trying to get some of the good stuff 👌

"Here bRo do you have any stuff there for me? "

by ShAwN iLy August 22, 2018

You Have A Long Toungue

Saying things that you never intend on doing.

On Holidays:
Banji: I am going to buy a house here on this cliff.
THE NEXT DAY:
Banji: I should really get a house here.
RETURNED HOME FROM HOLIDAYS

Conclusion:
Aryan: BANJI, YOU HAVE A LONG TOUNGUE.

by AryanTheWordArtist January 28, 2019

no one man should have all that power

What you say when something is too powerful

Examples

Bob: He can pick all the boogers in his nose out very fast without anyone noticing

Joe: No one man should have all that power

Steve: The battery lasts for 10 years while left on

Akmed: No one man should have all that power

Dan: He can stand backwards from the toiet and piss up over behind himself and right into the toilet.

Bob: Damn, no one man should have all that power

by TacticalTaco42069 February 9, 2019

Having an Alex

Where an annoying bald ginger enters the room and creates a disturbance.

He's only having an Alex

by Dingleberry696969 February 14, 2019

have a lump

To settle down, relax, and keep your mind off the problems of daily life. Often followed by such phrases as "maybe two or three"!

Calm down! Have a lump or two! Keep your mind off of politics for a while and think about the wonderful music we're about to hear!

by Seshie February 18, 2019

Having a Walter moment

If you‘re getting sick of someone who doesn’t care about rules. Or someone is trying to cheating you.

Someone is blathering about a subsequent event in a project meeting and try to convince the audience to follow his approach. Joe in the audience just asked Ed if he gets tired because his eyes are closed from time to time. He replies: “No, no... I am just having a Walter moment!”

by tschwalbach February 19, 2019