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virtual gunfighter 

a poser, combat veteran wannabe. AKA playstation commando, or basement ninja. SOmebody who plays too many video games and thinks that they are a weapons expert. When out of the basement, they can be found spreading misinformation about weapons based on the "information menu" on the game's weapon's menu. They are easy to spot, and use terms like ".308 Lapua Magnum" or they insist that a 9mm will shoot through a block wall.
Generally the closest these generally harmless folk come to actually shooting a real gun is the gun's AIRSOFT counterpart.
They have no idea what firearms safety is, have never read the "10 Commandments of Range Safety, and when they reach 21, the first thing they buy is a Glock 19 with a laser. They are often suprised that the laser is an aiming device, not a guidance system for the bullet.
When corrected, their reactions can be anything from mild embarrassment to a militant rage.
Fun to watch at gunshows when they fondle a real gun and are amazed that it is so heavy.
That virtual gunfighter just shot himself in the foot, better call 911.
virtual gunfighter by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009
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gunfingers 

When something is 'grimey blad' you show your gunfingers and raise them in a vertical motion
when a grimey tune drops in a club
gunfingers to the ceiling

2sg
gunfingers by Bruce September 16, 2003
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Gunnery Sgt Hartman 

An awosme fucking character from the Stanley Kubrick movie 'Full Metal Jacket' which is one of the greatest war films ever made.
Gunnery Sgt Hartman: DO YOU SUCK DICKS?

Marine:no Sgt hartman sir...

Sgt Hartman:BULLSHIT I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!
1)Mandarin Chinese: Fuck off - literally, to roll away.
2)Something to tell your friends to say to local people when visiting Mainland China.
3)Something I would write on people if I were a Tattoo artist

Pronounced gwun kai in the third and first tone respectively - with the "ai" in kai pronounced the same as the English "eye"
1)
Street seller: Would like to by watch, I have many watch bag shoes!
Tourist: Gunkai!
2)
Friend1:How do you say excuse me in Chinese in the most polite way possible?
Friend2:It's "Gunkai", and the louder you say it the more polite it is - that's a normal language habit in Chinese
3)
Tatoo artist: Can I reccommend this asian symbol?
Customer: What does it mean?
Tattoo Artist: Peace and love and harmony.
gunkai by ThisKevin July 25, 2006

DIRTY GUNTCHEZ

WHEN A SICK FUCKING DUDE IS FUCKING A FAT FUCK AND TAKES HIS HANDS AND RUNS IT ACCROSS HER GUNT RASH, AND THEN PUTS SOME GUNT CHEESE ON HER UPPER LIP
dude, i was fucking this pig in the ass ,, i pulled it out ,, flipped her over ,, gave her a dirty guntchez her over ,, gave her a dirty guntchez
DIRTY GUNTCHEZ by Dpcx Alpha Male September 7, 2009
CounterStrike mod where you start with the first pistol and after number of designated kills you "level up" to the next pistols and so on and so forth through all the weapons, ending with the HE grenade
Yo dan I won gungame...
gungame by grannytorrence February 11, 2009