Golden Shower

When you take a shower in rusty water because your water softener isn't softening hard water correctly, either due to inappropriate maintenance schedules. Hard water is generally well-water from an aquifer with a high sediment and mineral content, such as rust.

I've been feeling pretty terrible lately due to my golden showers I've been taking. This water has really been hard on my hair.

by real_golden_showers March 11, 2023

upstairs downstairs shower

When you take a shower but only have time to soap up your armpits and underwear areas.

I was running late for work so I only had time for an upstairs downstairs shower.

by Whitetigr March 25, 2023

Expensive Shower

A roundabout way of saying golden shower

friend 1: Hey bro do you want an expensive shower?

Friend 2: Yeah, But what the hell is an expensive shower

Friend 1: here i'll show you *friend one proceeds to give his homie a golden shower*

Hey do you want an expensive shower?

by AriaorAries January 16, 2023

Jacks golden shower

When you are having a shower with a loved one and one gets on their knees to receive urine over their body and in one’s mouth

Babe I thinks it’s time…
Are you sure you are ready for a jacks golden shower

Yes piss all over me

by Sillyboy123445 January 17, 2023

Butt Shower

A shower taken for the specific purpose of cleaning one's butt after defecating. Usually a 30 second to 1 minute ordeal, a butt shower typically only involves cleaning one's butt using a removeable showerhead or, in some cases, hands. A butt shower can sometimes evolve into a regular shower. Often used by bidet owners when traveling to a place where they will not have a bidet (i.e. a hotel or AirBNB.)

Ludwig: I took two showers that day; the second one was just for my butthole.
Anthony: Oh, I love a butt shower.
Aiden: That's what I was doing in Australia!
Nick: Dude, I've butt showered on every trip I've gone on.

by pokewaffles January 29, 2023

midget shower

When a midget stands over top of you and squirts onto your face.

A little person was in the mood and gave me a midget shower.

by ThyBeanster January 29, 2023

Florida shower

When homeless men urinate on each other in a public place (beach, side walk, parking lot)

You smell like a Florida shower.

by MikeZmf February 6, 2023