cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 08, 2016

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 08, 2016

Cool Your Engine

When a man leaves his hard penis in ice, and a woman takes a hot shower and as you can imagine it can really cool her engine.

Her: My body is hot right now, I'm sweating.
Him: Let me get a'hold of you and cool your engine.

by Brando Cal-Risian May 15, 2021

Cool Jicama

An expression of support, endorsement, approval.

Stronger in emphasis than Cool Bananas or Cool Beans.

A: My offer on a house was accepted today.
B: Cool Jicama! (That's great!)

by Roland the Pug July 09, 2010

cool mint dip

When your dad thinks he’s being cool and ‘hip’

“Oh, that’s cool mint dip”

by Krika September 26, 2021

cool cock

just a cock that look cool

you bro that a cool cock

by nin the god December 20, 2021

Going Cool

Newest version of archaic going hard...used only by the most hip of the informed of the most badass of every generation.

That millennial on a unicycle is not going Cool.

by Not a millennial March 20, 2022