Cheese Play

A sexual act where a couple collects their cheese like substances (smegma if male), formed after months of not bathing or cleaning, and generally uses it to perform various acts, such as lathering, eating, spitting to and fro, using as lube, mixing each other's together, mixing with food, etc.

Aw dude my I woke up to the smell of my aunt and uncle doing Cheese Play in my room again.

by The Gay Mankini October 3, 2021

Biggy Cheese

my son. he's from new york in the subways :)

I am visiting my son, Biggy Cheese, he lives in the subway :)

by Knowthename June 1, 2021

Crackeroni and cheese

A rich white boy and his MAGA Asian best friend

Dude: Oh no! I have to go visit my cousin Kevin on Long Island this weekend.
GF: What's wrong with Kevin?
Dude: He thinks he's white! He only wears polo shirts and always plays golf with his best friend Brad. They want to join Kappa Alpha together next year.
GF: Ew, now I understand, crackeroni and cheese boys are so gross. They circle jerk for Trump.

by kevingtang33 January 7, 2021

grill cheese

Old shriveled vagina of an elderly woman that has become mushed and grinded throughout numerous years of viscious sexual intercourse.

Grandma's funbox has turned to grill cheese after 67 years of being treated like a piece of meat.

by Alledged Necropheliac June 24, 2004

extra cheese

all the goodies. Bling, cash money,
the best drugs, comp tickets,
verbal praise, TLC and all a'that!

"I can't beleive she dumped me even though I gave her all the extra cheese!"

by velveeta May 18, 2004

government cheese

Government Cheese is free cheese of suspicious quality produced for those on the dole.

It is usually rated grade 'B' or 'C' by the USDA and therefore unfit to sell at market. It is made from milk that is near to being out-of-date and the result is a very hard, funky cheese of totally unnatural color.

- D'ya hear about Frank?

- No, what?

- He got mugged waiting in line for government cheese last Friday!

by Piffler July 28, 2006

cheese-dick

someone who purposely puts cheese on their genitals because they believe women find it attractive.

Jillian is totally not going for your cheese-dick Willy.

by Brian Schowmethemoney April 28, 2006