Getting jacked off in the bathroom of a public space by an older man who resembles former two-time United States Attorney General William Barr.
by chad stacey August 27, 2021
When you poop in the back of an Uber, often as a sign of disapproval for your ride or driver, but in some rare cases it can be used to show affection.
Ryan: My Uber sucked.
Cody: Oh, did you give a bad rating?
Ryan: Nah, I just left a Backseat Klondike Bar.
Cody: Oh, did you give a bad rating?
Ryan: Nah, I just left a Backseat Klondike Bar.
by Lil' Pukey February 27, 2018
90% loading bar is what someone has if they have a habit of finishing a task to 90% of what was needed to be done
I asked John to clean the dishes but I forgot he has a 90% loading bar so now I have to finish it myself
by Scribe-Blur June 12, 2017
A type of bar crawl that hits more than 8 bars-12 bars, the kind of experience you’re expected to not be able to remember
by Randomrbshkebfjs endlemx June 10, 2024
in the context of humans, a bar pet could refer to a regular patron or someone who is always at the bar, often known to the staff and other customers. They might be endearing, eccentric, or just always present, earning them a playful, affectionate label like a "bar pet."
by JakeR22 January 09, 2025
by Pseudosusie February 17, 2017
A slutty whore who sings scary-oke at the bar regularly prowling for any guy that will pay attention to her poor me story
by thebetterbitch November 26, 2024