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Aussie waffle

When one man cuss and a girls face then put waffles up her ads then eat it while kissing on the lips then putting red paint on the dick and blue paint on the ground then while having sex they barrel roll on the ground making and Aussie flag
Kyle and Mickey were going hard last night the did the Aussie waffle
by Lil com stain August 3, 2018
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meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.
Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.
by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019
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Salsa Waffles

Refers to the terrible food combination of salsa with waffles, usually by people with psychopathic tendencies. Used metaphorically to describe something which is in incredibly poor taste or nonsensical.
"This car is spec'd horribly, the colors are horrendous. Whoever chose this must like salsa waffles."
by Unapologetic Moose October 28, 2023
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Top waffle

If one were to be waffling, ie ‘talking rubbish’ or ‘talking nonsense’ , top waffle would mean that what they said is the highest form of nonsense
Nahhh Michael just told me he only ate 3 burgers today, but Jacob was with him & he ate 10! That was top waffle!
by Nwyk October 7, 2023
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Blood Waffle

A blood waffle refers to penetrating a female when she is on her period. You do not want to penetrate a female when she on her period OR ELSE... you will give her a blood waffle. Basicly, blood will come out of her vagina and will get very messy. Also you do not want to get it on clothing or the bed cause blood stains. So if you know she is on her period and want to get it on, make sure to have lots of towels ready.
I gave this chick a blood waffle last night. We were all covered in warm, wet blood after!
by toCheeka May 18, 2011
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Waffles

A set of nice ass titties behind a bikini top that barely covers them.
Yo checkout them waffles by the pool bar!!
by Ohhhohhh November 24, 2020
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Waffle scoop

When u take your poo out the toilet and clap it everywhere
Oi mate that lad done a waffle scoop the other day how dirty
by Hazza1242351 November 15, 2016
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