Fourth of July Waffles

a sexually transmitted disease. Comes from the term waffle, for vagina.

I have to go to Planned Parenthood to get some cream...I've got major Fourth of July Waffles.

by vanessasarah13 October 10, 2011

The Waffle House

originated during 2021 when a young gentlemen worked at the waffle house and had the most foul and putrid experience ever, therefore creating The Waffle House phenomenon

if you hate your shitty ass fucking job, call it The Waffle House all over again!

"Fuck man, this job fucking sucks i hate it, its like the waffle house all over again!!"

by MindlessBrunette April 22, 2025

Waffle

An identification, like pan (pancake) but instead waffle. If you identify as a waffle it can mean what ever you want and you can like whoever you want and be whoever you want as long as you don’t harm others or make other

uncomfortable.

Me: I identify as a Waffle
Person: cool...... what does that mean

by Amelia turtle December 4, 2020

Cunt Waffle

Anthoney Loppe

Anthoney is a Cunt Waffle

by hey bro wyd June 24, 2019

Waffle Maker 300

Alternative name for fluffy

This is my girlfriend: waffle maker 3000

by woah 101 September 30, 2020

waffling

To waffle: to leave an impression on the face or body such as a waffel iron makes on a pancake.

He slammed into the chain link fence so hard it left a waffel on him.

When she awoke from her nap she had a waffle mark from the mat on her face.

She sat on his face till it waffeled her butt.

by Yonder August 24, 2004

Waffle Munching

When a man licks another man’s rectum while their legs are interweaved in a hashtag pattern

They were waffle munching late last night after getting several drinks at the bar.

by wafflermuncher April 10, 2025