lobster walk

Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.

Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...

by Kris Patel January 18, 2016

Walking My Fish

A classic excuse to use when you don't really feel like doing something.

"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"

"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"

by Pialinist July 22, 2024

Walking Bones

When you smoke so much weed you feel like you're walking on your bones.

Man, I feel like I'm walking bones, man.

by Dah Trippy Panda January 12, 2014

walking taco

when a man and woman engage in a standing 69 while the man is walking

thank God my tinder date was small, I was able to perform a walking taco

by greenecounty April 23, 2019

Hot Girl Walk

A Hot Girl Walk was on TikTok made by user @exactlyliketheother girls (Mia Lind) where you think about gratitude, goals, and how hot you are, while on a walk.

Person: What are you up to today?
Girl: I'm getting coffee and then going on my Hot Girl Walk.

by crystal7pjuk1 February 7, 2024

Walk of Shame

Being seen with a despicable man who couldn't ever measure up to your worth. This isn't no Jesus walk where he can walk amongst the lowest people and bring healing. Jesus wasn't a woman, and you ain't Jesus.

Girl, you need some self-confidence instead of that walk of shame, R. Kelly.

by Melbell2004 October 25, 2019

Nut walk

This is where fat head guy fucking demolishes the surrounding chairs without a shit to give.

*Leaving class* Oh so classic, he’s done the nut walk again.

by Mandi Representative April 21, 2019