chesty special

selfish sex
5 minutes of fucking with no foreplay

no eating out

no satisfaction for the girl

straight to sleep after they have nutted

Joe: I hit that slumbust with the chesty special
Noah: So you gave her 5 minutes of mid wood, nutted then went to sleep?

by slumbuster February 13, 2024

Christopher mills drive special

when you a white man cum in an Asian mans mouth named tai and it comes out of his ears and nose

Yea I gave tai the Christopher mills drive special

by taisleakybutt July 2, 2025

April Special

When you’re being cheated on and try to act like it’s their fault

“She gave him the April Special”

by ChackieJan April 1, 2022

Special Olympic Slalom

When a girl in a wheel chair gives you a blow job by opening her mouth and rolling the chair back and forth.

The cute blonde girl in the wheelchair gave me a Special Olympic Slalom last night.

by Tommy4 January 21, 2025

santorum special

When you are trying to engage in sex but are out of lube so you, or your partner, use diarrhea instead.

"Oh man, we are out of lube."
"It's okay, I had Taco Bell for lunch so you can get a Santorum Special.

by El Toro Queso June 17, 2019

J. Rich Special

The ol hoopty doopty of squeezing the blood to the tip for a false boner and praying it works for a few minutes before you gotta get another squeeze in

“Hey man, how’d last night go?”

“Damn bro, desperate times. Resorted to the J. Rich Special. Not my best moment!..”

by Jamess December 12, 2018

The Hoenn Special

When a pokemon has evenly split out special attack and physical attack, at the expense of defenses and speed.

it's called the hoenn special because this mainly impacted pokemon introduced in hoenn

did you see mega victreebell, he has the hoenn special.

by zoroark's dark pulse December 1, 2025