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Fuck Dad

Male, generally a father, that overall exudes an attitude of fuck. This does not have sexual connotations but it can if used properly, safely, and legally.
This week has been exhausting. Let's get the boys together, be fuck dads, and catch a wrestling show.
by Sammoh21 July 9, 2021
mugGet the Fuck Dadmug.

Dad

he go milk 🥶🥶🥶🥶
Hey, did your dad go find some milk?
by ArnIsTakenBruh March 25, 2022
mugGet the Dadmug.

Dad

A big butt who never shares and someone your mom should have never married
My dad has never shared anything in his life.
by Jong Jang October 16, 2019
mugGet the Dadmug.

Dad-warmth

The unique bodily property exclusive to dads that allows them to resist frigid weather while wearing their khaki shorts.
Mother:"Your dad went out without a jacket!"
Son:"Eh, he'll be fine. He's got Dad-warmth."
by Flimflambam October 5, 2018
mugGet the Dad-warmthmug.

think someone is your dad

to be on ecstasy.
this term does not, however, maintain to all experiences on ecstasy, but only ones in which you think someone is your dad. usually occurs at school or in the mall.
(kid sees dean at school)
kid:"dad?"
dean"huh?"
(kid runs away)

so i heard you were going to the mall on ecstasy today. be careful, you might think someone is your dad.
by johnnyhash1283 May 31, 2009
mugGet the think someone is your dadmug.

New dad stat

A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.
I knew he would win the fight, the new dad stat is never wrong.
by deepspace9mm September 4, 2021
mugGet the New dad statmug.

Dad

Fake Wookie and Papashark5810.
Papashark5810 is dad.
by MessiIsDad July 1, 2019
mugGet the Dadmug.

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