Awkward Christmas Tree

That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.

This tree is perfect!

It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree

by J_tits November 11, 2011

tree swinging

a term used to refer to african americans because they are monkeys and swing from trees

jahmal is such a tree swining monkey

"tree swinging"

by monkey poopere November 18, 2022

Tree

Boner. Penile erection

I get tree when I see him bend over.

by AndyMcnastyyy February 14, 2021

Tree

TrEE

I like trees

by Iliketrees1011 September 20, 2019

Tree House BCN

A place where creativity sparks and where quality content is created.

A Tree House is a place that feels like home, inhabited by a family of like no other.

Its success comes from the Tree Formula. Everything in life starts with a seed, an origin. And it's only from a good foundation that great brands are built, ensuring global coherence to make the tree grow.

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1: "Do you know that creative agency from Barcelona?"
2: "YES of course! It's TREE HOUSE BCN!"

by Digital-Monster November 23, 2021

Mexican Tree War

A gang bang of chodes at once.

We should have a mexican tree war.

by I Big Daddy September 5, 2016

touching the trees

When one under the influence does not want to deal with the effects of a hangover, so they rip off their shoes and socks and walk across the sun-kissed lawn (freshly cut) to touch that one tree that just seems to call out to them

“Bro it’s 4am right now, how is Jonathan not dying? Bro is touching the trees!”

by Da Chew April 3, 2024