Thomas

A Martian, human hybrid that came to earth 24 years ago. Enjoys lifting weights, eating girls out and feasting on huge amounts of brown rice.

Can I substitute the white rice with brown rice. Oh my god you are such a Thomas.

by Ionizedbee January 17, 2019

Thomas Mulheren

A lil boy that has drank milk 42 total times in they're life

Yo it’s a Thomas Mulheren, I need a photo with that devious asf boy.

by Yung Cheeto June 28, 2022

Thomas

red hair man

who is that?.
thomas.

by mr kools May 3, 2022

april thomas

Undefinable it's April Thomas the words are not in the human vocabulary to describe her beauty!

That girl is just.... Wow... April Thomas

by Rubber ducky September 7, 2016

Thomas McKenna

Thomas McKenna may be the most confusing, funny and talented person you will meet. Although his looks are not the best, and his body is not perfect, his manhood does not disappoint. He wins people over with forcefull friendship. Most people find him annoying, although subtly don’t mind his presence every once in a while. He is talented yet modest, he doesn’t want to accept that he is good enough because most people tell him he is insufficient in the first place. He excels in Math, Science and Music. However when it comes to History and Literature he tries hard but doesn’t succeed as much as he would like. Thomas McKenna is seen as annoying to many people, but also seen as a person that will accept them for their differences, he understands that everyone has differences and that it won’t define you, but it also may be the best quality about them. Thomas McKenna struggles with keeping friends because of the annoyingness as formentioned. Other people find him dramatic, yet sometimes wish his hilarious comments were there when they need them. Thomas McKenna is a great listener and can help you with his problems. Overall, it may take a while to finally accept him as a whole, but once you get to know him, he is a great guy, and whoever becomes a friend or more would be lucky to be with him.

“Wow, that Thomas McKenna is a lot to take in but he can be nice”

by itsyorboiskinypennis June 4, 2018

Thomas

that moment when you have an erection and everyone is aware, your dick is yelling bitch and fuck while your trying to hide it.

DAMNITT HES GOT A THOMAS AGAIN

by Javier Lindo Joiner November 28, 2020

Thomas

•Thomas is average femboy 🤓.
•lover of cubes.
•will have sex with a cat if given a chance.
•is a dream stans.
•is a hypocrite.

Thomas you fucking femboy

by Thomas Gregory January 27, 2024