“Did you see that?”
“Yea, they look like they dove in the mud?”
“Yep, but there’s no mud around here, they had a chocolate shower”
“Yea, they look like they dove in the mud?”
“Yep, but there’s no mud around here, they had a chocolate shower”
by Fat lizard April 15, 2023
Get the Chocolate showermug. Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.
After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.
by QuacksO August 1, 2019
Get the pre-shower project-pondermug. by Bbcmanbbg December 14, 2022
Get the Blood showermug. by Rev Sharpton October 12, 2025
Get the Wipe, Baby Wipe, Showermug. After taking a dump I went to reach for the tp and none was close so I had to take a terrible shower.
by rwaboss March 7, 2020
Get the Terrible showermug. by butt chug chad September 17, 2020
Get the chateau showermug. Mike: Damn! Where's your jacket? It's like 20 below out here!
Jim: No problems bro, I've got shower power.
Mike: Oh, I was wondering why your hair was frozen!
Jim: No problems bro, I've got shower power.
Mike: Oh, I was wondering why your hair was frozen!
by CupricCow March 7, 2012
Get the shower powermug.